#star wars humor

[amandamadeathing]

Do you ever have a stupid idea that you just have to get out?

[patches4thechaos]

doodle on honor of Yoda desperately trying to not train Luke, even though Obi-wan's very tired force ghost pleaded.

Sorry for the sudden star wars post, I was watching the empire strikes back and that scene made me giggle for too long

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

You know the more we learn about Tatooine, the more you realize Luke does have a point about Jakku being nowhere even though he came from another backwater dust ball.

"You mean you didn't even have one crime lord? No spice smuggling? The only criminal was that one guy who traded portions for junk?"

"Yup. He did a bit of slavery, but he let you go when you were old enough. I don't know if he even killed anyone."

"He didn't even kill anyone....."

[apocalyp-tech-a]

Just sayin!

[troythecatfish]

Star Wars but Anakin reads theory

[dailydragon08]

Why do I feel like Anakin and Padmé both had some INCREDIBLE puppy eyes

Rex: no, sir, we can’t do this maneuver, it’s too—

Anakin: 🥺

Rex:…r-risky…and um, Master Kenobi said…

Anakin: 🥺

Rex:…n-not t-to—

Anakin: 🥺

Rex: *sigh* all right FINE

~

Some other senator: I’m truly sorry, Senator Amidala, but this policy is just too—

Padmé: 🥺

Senator: it’s too…I don’t think I can s-support…um…

Padmé: 🥺

Senator: DAMMIT FINE

And they both passed it onto the twins, so:

Han: no

Luke & Leia: 🥺🥺

Han: n-no…stop that

Luke & Leia: 🥺🥺

Han: Chewie, back me up h—

Chewie: *sad Wookiee noises* ☹️

Han: FUCK’S SAKE

[funny---pics]

I just read. The most hilarious fucking fic

ft. Codywan, Mace Windu/Clone trooper Helix, & different Clone characters and others, all of them just. peak humor

It's a crackfic chat-fic version of another fic (longer, also really good but very dark with pretty explicit torture and war and psychological horror and all, if you're only here for the fun I'll put a summary below the cut)

Anyway

Have fun!

In the long fic General 'Negotiator' Obi-Wan Kenobi gets killed by Dooku or at least that's what everyone thinks, turns out he's being tortured instead, they (his Clone Troopers fr Commander Cody & medics Needle (hilarious) Stitch (he's babey) and Helix (badass competence and hots for Windu) eventually get him back, Helix and Mace watch the torture footage so they can help Obi-Wan heal (and start comfort-fucking in the process), Dooku is captured alive, Mace really wants to kill him but has to force himself not to, everyone hates Dooku, everyone loves the General

[thecoffeelorian]

I'm At Soup! (TBB Edition)

Title: I'm At Soup!

Fandom: Star Wars/The Bad Batch

Characters Involved: Crosshair, Batcher, Hunter, and Wrecker

WC: 486/Under 1k.

A/N: This is the one-shot to celebrate me reaching 300 followers on Tumblr! Thank you all for getting me here, and let me also tag the following people specifically:

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@archivewriter1ont @cloneflo99 @tink1221 @leapingbadger and anybody else who would like something funny to read. :D

Don't call unless it's an emergency, Hunter had requested, wanting nothing less than near perfect silence during his latest shopping trip. Under normal circumstances, Crosshair would have done just that, as he already had first-hand experience with being overwhelmed and also wasn't all that eager to force others to go through the same thing.

However...no thanks to Batcher having run off ten minutes ago, her confusion as to whether or not the moon-yos of Pabu were living animals or squeaky toys, it was unfortunately time to call in the reinforcements.

Specifically, calling up Hunter himself over the commlink, all the while he himself stood at attention by the dining room table.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Cross, what's up?"

"I need your help, can you come here?"

"Uh, I can't, I'm buying clothes."

"Alright, well..."

Letting out a small sigh, Crosshair just shrugged and continued with the call. Best not to overthink the situation, after all...yet.

"...Hurry up and come over here."

"I can't find them."

What.

"What do you mean, you can't find them?"

"I can't find them, there's only soup."

A small crackle of static popped over the system, then an awkward silence followed...and curiously enough, no 'Gotcha' or other hints that this was just one big joke from Hunter.

"What do you mean, 'there's only soup'?"

"It means there's only soup!"

"Well then, get out of the soup aisle!"

"All right! You don't have to shout at me!"

Next came the sound of footsteps as Hunter continued down a different aisle, a small huff of annoyance, and then--

"--There's more soup."

"What do you mean there's more soup?"

"There's just more soup!"

Two aisles of soup now...? This was getting out of hand, and no, that wasn't a round of self-deprecating humor.

It. Was. Madness.

"Go into the next aisle!"

"There's still soup!"

"Where are you right now?!"

"I'm at soup!"

At Soup?! How could any Trooper in the known galaxy, be it far far away or a few klicks ahead, suddenly be 'At Soup'?!

"What do you mean you're "at soup?"

"I mean I'm at soup!"

"What store are you in?!"

"I'm at the soup store!"

"Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?"

"Kriff you!"

Both Troopers turned off their ends of the commlink with a loud slap, each of them so frustrated with the other that they most likely would not be on speaking terms for the next hour.

Back on Crosshair's end, he would merely shake his head in disgust before going off in search of the dog treats, if only to give Batcher a reason to come running the moment he jostled the bag loudly enough.

On Hunter's end, however...he would be comforted with one of Wrecker's hands upon his shoulder, along with the following vote of confidence:

"I think we're gonna have to stun this guy, Sarge."

"Dank Ferrik," Hunter sighed in return. Today just wasn't his day.

[brainrotcharacters]

Free my man he cannot see anything 😂

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Lawyering through fandoms: Impossibility in contract law

When you become a Jedi, you have to give up all attachments as part of the Code. This includes romance as that is an attachment to your partner, which is why Anakin Skywalker kept his marriage to Padme Amidala a secret.

Under contract law, a party can raise an impossibility defense when an unforeseen event occurs after the contract is made which makes performance impossible. If this happens, impossibility can be used to excuse non-performance (basically, you don’t have to abide by the terms of the contract anymore).

Now, let’s say the Jedi Code is the contract you sign when you become a Jedi and the no-attachments rule is one of the terms. Well…Vader and the Empire destroyed the Jedi Order. Vader’s actions were unforeseeable since who the fuck expected Anakin to just wipe everyone out. Thus, we can say that anyone who signed up to be a Jedi no longer has to be bound by the Code since performance is impossible.

So, when this happens with Cal Kestis and Merrin:

Cal is all good since he has an impossibility defense, just in case some Jedi veteran asshat sues him by claiming he’s gone against the Jedi Code. In fact, Cal even says that the Order is gone and he’s not bound to the Code anymore.

(There, I justified Merrical on a legal basis LOL)

[wormiemybeloved]

This is the cutest ever ❤️

[amandamadeathing]

Social network post for Echo

[kyber-collector]

Hello and welcome to the first episode of:

My Best Friend Who Has Never Seen Star Wars Rates And Names Star Wars Men.

Today I had her rate the members of the Bad Batch.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

The thing is, when you take Rebels and Ahsoka together there is a very clear pattern of Thrawn making perfectly sound military decisions only to have Weird Force Bullshit smash into it, so after getting warped to another galaxy by Space Snow White and his whale friends he decides enough is enough and teams up with the Weirdest Force Bullshit he can find. Like, these women can bring back the dead and have ominous coffins and pull swords out of nowhere. Even Ezra, previous conveyor of Weird Force Bullshit, seems to avoid them. So of course Thrawn thinks he’s finally won the Weird Force Bullshit arms race.

The thing he doesn’t realize is that Weird Force Bullshit is a spectrum, not a ranking system. He hasn’t even gotten to the teleporting fairy wolves or the dead owl goddess or the flashback dimension or whatever Luke is digging up on his Jedi archeology missions. Sorry Thrawn, it’s the GFFA, no one is safe from Weird Force Bullshit.

[apocalyp-tech-a]

There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead! TECH LIVES!!!

@eclec-tech 😂 @allmytechlivesandBBmutuals

[troythecatfish]